*I was sending rude, crude, filthy emails to James Corden from my work email address. When I got home from work that evening he was at my house. My whole family were in the living room and he was by the door laying on the floor. As I walked past him he was stroking my back affectionately due to all the email flirting and Ben saw him. I had to quickly go and make amens with Ben, whilst still winking at James. Ben then asked to borrow my laptop and I remembered I had left my emails open and you could see what I had been sending. I ran over to the laptop and closed my email account down. Later on Ben came back into the room and was in a funny mood. When I asked him what the matter was he dragged me into my bedroom with the laptop open on my sent emails and demanded to know what was going on.
That was the point where I woke up!
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