11th October

*I worked at a big complex which had a mini zoo, sea world section and really posh modern swimming pools, where the sun loungers had personal TVs built into the head sets and iPods. The office where I worked was exactly the same as where I work now except we had lots of cages with various animals kept inside. Behind where I sat was a small cage which was home to a gorilla called Henry, who was only 5 inches big. Simon's job was to look after Henry, I was really jealous as I wanted to because he was so cute and when Simon's back was turned I used to take him out of his cage and play with him. All of a sudden I was walking round the pool area and they were filming a new Keira Knightley film. My role was to pull her passed out body from the floor up some stairs and onto a sunbed. She was too heavy for me to lift so I decided to use a skateboard to make it easier for me. Once I had finally managed to get her onto the sunbed the director told me he didn't want to use a shot with a skateboard in so someone else was going to do it. I walked back to my desk and John asked me onto the balcony for a word, once I got up there he told me they had to make me redundant because of the credit crunch. Work didn't have enough money to give me a lump sum payout so instead they had made up reasons to fire me. All of a sudden Louise and Leanne turned up for a tour of the complex, so despite not working there any more I still obliged. I showed them round the sunbeds then went through into the underwater section where we were literally walking underwater and able to breathe fine, with tropical fish swimming around us; there were various fish behind bars as they were too dangerous to let out. Next thing I know, the 3 of us are stepping off a train and are at Leanne's university. The whole place was like a huge playground with hundreds of modern toys and games, such as touch screen and interactive games. Louise and Leanne disappeared and left me on my own in a deserted playground, so I decided to play a game. Instead of playing with one of the high tech computers I decided to play with a flat football and kick it around. Then I woke up

I had been out drinking that night and I am thinking it may have played a huge part towards the strange-ness of this dream.